I thought I should share mine. :)
Outfitted with a captains quarters (table, chairs, etc) and cannon ports, this little pirate ship...would not even make the maiden voyage. Designer's flaw.
I could have done the following to mention a few:
- Contracted one brother-in-law to engineer and recommend the right materials.
- Contracted a brother to write up a legal document protecting me from and liabilities related to this vessel in any form.
- Contracted another brother-in-law to use his surgical skills to cut the right length of material for the sails.
- Hired a economist father to advise on the financial storms that would potentially disturb the shipping industry.
- I suppose I could have hired another brother-in-law to protect me from trespassers and saboteurs, and possibly my other brothers to advise on tactical maneuverability...
Instead, I took the cheap way out. Materials were provided to me for free, and the labor was myself. Therefore, I take no responsibility for any mishaps that may occur along the journey. Built and sold "as is".
I added all the legal small print below to indemnify myself. You may not be able to see it for the print is that small. To those who try to hack into the html code to find and change this legal jargon, I have a group of "distinguished gentlemen" that will not hesitate in dispatching anyone who attempts. P-)
And since I know you are thinking, 'Is this all he does on his spare time?' I also do many other things, thank you very much!
