Well, I was sending my present to Florida,
to suprise dad for his birthday.
My good friend Bill said he could transport:
"No problem; I'm going that way".

The gift was given great VIP treatment,
and packaged with utmost care.
Down the road they travelled far-
miles of green and pastures fair.

All was going well as planned until -
pulled over for driving slow.
The cops with quizzled looks then asked of
seat belts; feigning status quo.

Without the proper safety harness in place,
Bill was forced to release the gift.
Disheartened and adding to the ride home
noone wanted a a lift.
The End.
"The spirit in which a thing is given determines that in which the debt is acknowledged; its the intention, not the face-value of the gift, thats weighed." - Seneca
Happy 55th!