Well, I was sending my present to Florida,
to suprise dad for his birthday.
My good friend Bill said he could transport:
"No problem; I'm going that way".
The gift was given great VIP treatment,and packaged with utmost care.
Down the road they travelled far-
miles of green and pastures fair.
All was going well as planned until -
All was going well as planned until -pulled over for driving slow.
The cops with quizzled looks then asked of
seat belts; feigning status quo. 
Without the proper safety harness in place,
Without the proper safety harness in place,Bill was forced to release the gift.
Disheartened and adding to the ride home
noone wanted a a lift.
The End.
"The spirit in which a thing is given determines that in which the debt is acknowledged; its the intention, not the face-value of the gift, thats weighed." - Seneca
Happy 55th!
2 comments:
That was an absolute HOOT!!!! I'll have to let you dad know...to check our BLOG!!!! (smile)
I'm beginning to worry about you Caleb. Do you feel... hot, sweaty, like the world is out to get you? Or maybe cold and clammy? Do you get scared of the dark? J/k Great post.
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